Math = Love: Things Teenagers Say: Volume 55

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Things Teenagers Say: Volume 55

It's time to wrap up Things Teenagers Say for the year. It's been a crazy year with lots of crazy things coming out of the mouths of my students. Hope you find at least one that makes you laugh!



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He doesn't rap. He rhymes fast.

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Student: Mrs. Carter!!! 
Me: What? 
Student: Do you believe in outer space? 
Me: Yes... 

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I have the reflexes of a cat. That's what my doctor told me.

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Student 1: Nobody goes out to the hot Sahara Desert wearing flip flops. 
Student 2: Moses did! 
Student 1: Moses is dead, and global warming wasn't a thing back then. 

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Student: Can I ask you an adult question. 
Me: (worried) Sure. 
Student: How many stamps do I need to send a manila envelope in the mail? 
Me: (relieved) Let's get out a scale and find out. 

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If teachers got grades from students, I would give you a 96%. 

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Student 1: So, who DO you like? 
Student 2: I don't like anyone. Leave me alone. 
Student 1: So you're going to die alone? 
Student 2: Yes, I'm going to die alone with my dog. 

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Student: Is Mr. Carter sick? 
Me: No. 
Student: Is Mr. Carter dying? 
Me: No. 
Student: Is Mr. Carter pregnant? 
Me: No. 

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If riding a bike is part of your personality, then you're a really boring person. 

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Me: What do you think surds stands for?
Student: Super Ultra Real Dudes Seriously

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Mrs. Carter, you're like the teacher that never goes away. You are always here.

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You're just a silly goose then, I guess.

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If a kid came up to me and said 'You look icky' I would probably die from hurt feelings.

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You should get a professor's degree so everyone has to call you professor. 

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I got a 4 (SBG Grading Scale) and I rock! My sticker says so!

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Student 1: I think I'm getting a migraine. 
Student 2: Then go take a bath. That's what helps migraines. 
Student 1: No. Pills help migraines. 

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Does anybody have any baby lotion?

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I'm sorry my parents gave me an almost common name.

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I'd rather try and be wrong then not try and be right.

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I use my context clues. I know my latin roots!

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